Moral Support for Jim West and the Impending Black Hole
Posted: 09/09/08 9:11 PM
Jim West is distraught over the possibility of the Large Hadron Collider destroying us all. Well, I hope that doesn’t happen either! But here is some good news. To keep up with whether or not the LHC has created a black hole that would almost instantly destroy us, a website has been made to keep us updated. It is appropriately entitled "Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the Earth Yet?" Just stay tuned to that web page tomorrow and keep refreshing your browser and you will stay informed :)
Comments
chuck grantham 2008-09-10 09:07:21
Tee Hee! I like the simplicity of the web page design.
Christonomist 2008-09-20 08:01:02
My brother was insightful enough to note that the apocalyptically curious designers of this new toy clearly never heard the potential results precisely described over twenty years ago of colliding high-energy proton beams:
"There’s something very important I forgot to tell you."
"What?"
"Don’t cross the streams."
"Why?"
"It would be bad."
"I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, ‘bad’?" "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Total protonic reversal."
"Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."
Eric 2008-09-21 03:41:50
Great movie.